Spooner's Patch
Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
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Season 3
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1
E1
The Big Match
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
Apr 15, 1982 -
2
E2
The Lock-Up
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Apr 22, 1982 -
3
E3
Finders, Keepers...!
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
Apr 29, 1982 -
4
E4
The Sting
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
May 6, 1982 -
5
E5
Suffer the Little Children...
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
May 13, 1982 -
6
E6
Vote, Mrs Cantaford
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
May 20, 1982 -
7
E7
Police Intelligence
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
Aug 24, 1982