Married... with Children
Al Bundy is an unhappy middle-aged shoe salesman stuck in a miserable routine, dealing with a deeply dysfunctional family. His marriage is tense, his kids are chaotic, and everyday life at home feels full of frustration, insults, and selfishness rather than warmth.
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E1
Shoeway to Heaven
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
Sep 4, 1994 · 22m -
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E2
Driving Mr. Boondy
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
Sep 11, 1994 · 22m -
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E3
Kelly Breaks Out
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
Sep 18, 1994 · 22m -
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E4
Naughty but Niece
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
Sep 25, 1994 · 22m -
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E5
Business Sucks (1)
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Oct 2, 1994 · 22m -
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E6
Business Still Sucks (2)
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Oct 9, 1994 · 22m -
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E7
Dial B for Virgin
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
Oct 16, 1994 · 22m -
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E8
Sleepless in Chicago
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
Oct 23, 1994 · 22m -
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E9
No Pot to Pease In
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
Nov 6, 1994 · 22m -
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E10
Dud Bowl
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
Nov 13, 1994 · 22m -
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E11
A Man for No Seasons
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
Nov 27, 1994 · 22m -
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E12
I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Dec 11, 1994 · 22m -
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E13
I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
Dec 18, 1994 · 30m -
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E14
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
Jan 8, 1995 · 22m -
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E15
Kelly Takes a Shot
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
Jan 15, 1995 · 22m -
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E16
Get the Dodge Outta Hell
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
Feb 5, 1995 · 23m -
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E17
25 Years and What Do You Get?
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
Feb 12, 1995 · 22m -
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E18
Ship Happens (1)
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
Feb 19, 1995 · 22m -
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E19
Ship Happens (2)
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Feb 26, 1995 · 22m -
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E20
Something Larry This Way Comes
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
Mar 12, 1995 · 22m -
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E21
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
Mar 26, 1995 · 23m -
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E22
User Friendly
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
Apr 9, 1995 · 22m -
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E23
Pump Fiction
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Apr 30, 1995 · 22m -
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E24
Radio Free Trumaine
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
May 7, 1995 · 22m -
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E25
Shoeless Al
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
May 14, 1995 · 22m -
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E26
The Undergraduate
A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.
May 21, 1995 · 23m