Red vs. Blue
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers wage absurd battles over the worst possible territory: a lonely box canyon far from everything. With very little at stake and plenty of bickering, they clash while stuck in the middle of nowhere.
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Season 1
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1
E1
Why Are We Here?
The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
Apr 1, 2003 · 4m -
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E2
Red Gets A Delivery
The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
Apr 20, 2003 · 4m -
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E3
The Rookies
The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
Apr 27, 2003 · 3m -
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E4
Head Noob in Charge
Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
Apr 27, 2003 · 5m -
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E5
The Package is in the Open
Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E6
1.21 Giga-Whats??
The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
Apr 27, 2003 · 3m -
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E7
Check Out the Treads on that Chick
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
Apr 27, 2003 · 3m -
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E8
Dont PH34R the Reaper
Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
Apr 27, 2003 · 3m -
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E9
After Church
The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
Apr 27, 2003 · 3m -
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E10
Shadow Of His Former Self
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
Apr 27, 2003 · 5m -
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E11
Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E12
Down, But Not Out
Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E13
Human Peer Bonding
Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E14
Roomier Than It Looks
The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
Apr 27, 2003 · 6m -
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E15
How The Other Half Lives
Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
Apr 27, 2003 · 5m -
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E16
A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
Apr 27, 2003 · 5m -
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E17
Points of Origin
The origin points here.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E18
SPF 0
Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
Apr 27, 2003 · 4m -
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E19
Last One Out, Hit The Lights
The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.
Sep 28, 2003 · 6m
