Red vs. Blue
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers wage absurd battles over the worst possible territory: a lonely box canyon far from everything. With very little at stake and plenty of bickering, they clash while stuck in the middle of nowhere.
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Season 3
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E1
Best Laid Plans
In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.
Oct 12, 2004 · 8m -
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E2
Visiting Old Friends
Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.
Oct 24, 2004 · 7m -
3
E3
Let's Get Together
O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.
Nov 8, 2004 · 6m -
4
E4
You're The Bomb, Yo
Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.
Nov 9, 2004 · 6m -
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E5
Make Your Time
The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.
Nov 10, 2004 · 10m -
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E6
We Must Rebuild
Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.
Nov 21, 2004 · 4m -
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E7
New Toys
Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.
Dec 6, 2004 · 5m -
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E8
The Greatest Episode Ever
(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.
Dec 16, 2004 -
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E9
We're Being Watched
O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.
Dec 17, 2004 · 6m -
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E10
It's A Biological Fact
The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.
Jan 17, 2005 · 6m -
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E11
Heavy Metal
Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.
Jan 23, 2005 · 7m -
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E12
Roaming Charges
Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.
Feb 14, 2005 · 16m -
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E13
Silver Linings
The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.
Mar 1, 2005 · 9m -
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E14
Episode 50 Part 2
Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.
Mar 15, 2005 -
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E15
Have We Met?
Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.
Mar 22, 2005 -
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E16
Let's Come To Order
Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.
Mar 28, 2005 -
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E17
Hello My Name Is Andrew
The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.
Apr 11, 2005 · 5m -
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E18
Defusing The Situation
Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.
May 2, 2005 · 5m -
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E19
Calm Before The Storm
O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.
May 9, 2005 · 8m -
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E20
The Storm
Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.
May 18, 2005
