Very Mary-Kate
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Season 1
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E1
Moving Out
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Jan 31, 2010 -
2
E2
Moving Day
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Jan 31, 2010 -
3
E3
Bodyguard
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Jan 31, 2010 -
4
E4
Baby
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Jan 31, 2010 -
5
E5
Baby Daddy
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Feb 8, 2010 -
6
E6
Depressed
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Mar 1, 2010 -
7
E7
Hangover
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Mar 1, 2010 -
8
E8
Fight
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Mar 1, 2010 -
9
E9
Philip Seymour Hoffman
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Mar 13, 2010 -
10
E10
Cat
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Apr 4, 2010 -
11
E11
Back to School
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Apr 4, 2010 -
12
E12
Extension
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Apr 11, 2010 -
13
E13
Paper
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Apr 11, 2010 -
14
E14
Crush
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Apr 18, 2010 -
15
E15
Ashleyguard
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Apr 18, 2010 -
16
E16
Nightmare
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Apr 26, 2010 -
17
E17
Zac Efron
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Apr 29, 2010 -
18
E18
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
May 3, 2010 -
19
E19
Gun
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
May 3, 2010